# Overly stoned dispensary workers can be hilarious

> **Author:** Benjamin Caplan, MD (ABFM Board Certified, MA Lic. #240562, NPI: 1962722637)
> **Publisher:** CED Clinic (https://cedclinic.com)
> **Canonical URL:** https://cedclinic.com/overly-stoned-dispensary-workers-can-be-hilarious/
> **Published:** 2026-05-11T16:29:39-04:00 | **Last Modified / Clinically Audited:** 2026-09-28T10:55:44-04:00
> **Clinical Summary:** When your budtender’s eyes are redder than the strains they’re recommending, at least you know they’re sampling their own inventory for quality control purposes. Via r/trees Further Reading CED Clinic BlogDelta-8 THC Educational Video Study: What Changed in College Students Evidence WatchLong-Term Cannabis Therapy May Change MS Spasticity Outcomes Cannabis Policy WireSchedules of Controlled Substances: […]

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When your budtender’s eyes are redder than the strains they’re recommending, at least you know they’re sampling their own inventory for [quality control](https://cedclinic.com/alabama-medical-cannabis-commission-audit-violations/) purposes.

Via [r/trees](https://reddit.com/r/trees/comments/1t6dmk1/overly_stoned_dispensary_workers_can_be_hilarious/)

Further Reading
CED Clinic Blog[Delta-8 THC Educational Video Study: What Changed in College Students](https://cedclinic.com/delta-8-thc-education-study-college-students/)
Evidence Watch[Long-Term Cannabis Therapy May Change MS Spasticity Outcomes](https://cedclinic.com/cannabis-for-ms-spasticity-meta-analysis-2026/)
Cannabis Policy Wire[Schedules of Controlled Substances: Temporary Placement of Bromazolam in Schedule I](https://cedclinic.com/temporary-placement-bromazolam-schedule-i/)

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- **Lead Clinical Author:** Benjamin Caplan, MD
- **Credentials:** Board Certified in Family Medicine (ABFM), Former CMO Canna Care Docs (250,000+ patients supervised), Founder & CMO CED Clinic & CED Foundation, Author of *The Doctor-Approved Cannabis Handbook* (Penguin Random House).
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