# I was already having a stressful day, and then I dropped my shower joint, extinguishing it beyond any relighting. Please

> **Author:** Benjamin Caplan, MD (ABFM Board Certified, MA Lic. #240562, NPI: 1962722637)
> **Publisher:** CED Clinic (https://cedclinic.com)
> **Canonical URL:** https://cedclinic.com/i-was-already-having-a-stressful-day-and-then-i-dropped-my-shower-joint-extinguishing-it-beyond-any-relighting-please/
> **Published:** 2026-04-26T00:30:54-04:00 | **Last Modified / Clinically Audited:** 2026-09-28T10:57:16-04:00
> **Clinical Summary:** The endocannabinoid system can only do so much when Murphy’s Law intersects with your stress management protocol. A moment of silence for fallen flower and dashed cortisol relief. Via r/trees Further Reading Cannabis Policy WirePolicy Watch: 20 Regulatory Updates — April 25, 2026 CED Clinic BlogWhat the DOJ Cannabis Order Means for Patients and Clinicians […]

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The [endocannabinoid system](https://cedclinic.com/endocannabinoid-system-fear-extinction/) can only do so much when Murphy’s Law intersects with your [stress management](https://cedclinic.com/stress-management-cannabis-research-evidence/) protocol. A moment of silence for fallen flower and dashed cortisol relief.

Via [r/trees](https://reddit.com/r/trees/comments/1sszcco/i_was_already_having_a_stressful_day_and_then_i/)

Further Reading
Cannabis Policy Wire[Policy Watch: 20 Regulatory Updates — April 25, 2026](https://cedclinic.com/schedules-controlled-substances-placement-april-2026/)
CED Clinic Blog[What the DOJ Cannabis Order Means for Patients and Clinicians](https://cedclinic.com/medical-cannabis-schedule-iii-order/)
Evidence Watch[Endocannabinoid System in Autism Development Research](https://cedclinic.com/maternal-cannabis-exposure-autism-risk/)

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- **Lead Clinical Author:** Benjamin Caplan, MD
- **Credentials:** Board Certified in Family Medicine (ABFM), Former CMO Canna Care Docs (250,000+ patients supervised), Founder & CMO CED Clinic & CED Foundation, Author of *The Doctor-Approved Cannabis Handbook* (Penguin Random House).
- **Clinical Scale:** 350,000+ lifetime evaluations overseen; 81,008-patient Real-World Evidence Registry (`~/.ced_rwe_vault.db`); 125,000+ peer-reviewed study literature observatory (`http://localhost:8768/api/explorer/terminal`).
- **License Verification:** Commonwealth of Massachusetts License #240562 (https://checkahealthlicense.mass.gov/).
- **NPI Registry:** 1962722637 (https://npiregistry.cms.hhs.gov/provider-view/1962722637).
- **Ethics & Data Privacy:** Clinical registry observations adhere strictly to HIPAA Safe Harbor de-identification (45 CFR § 164.514(b)) and criteria for secondary research exemption under 45 CFR § 46.104(d)(4).