# I found this suspicious looking can in the woods near my father in law’s house, with a date of 1994. I showed my wife an

> **Author:** Benjamin Caplan, MD (ABFM Board Certified, MA Lic. #240562, NPI: 1962722637)
> **Publisher:** CED Clinic (https://cedclinic.com)
> **Canonical URL:** https://cedclinic.com/i-found-this-suspicious-looking-can-in-the-woods-near-my-father-in-laws-house-with-a-date-of-1994-i-showed-my-wife-an/
> **Published:** 2026-03-11T17:54:05-04:00 | **Last Modified / Clinically Audited:** 2026-09-28T11:09:01-04:00
> **Clinical Summary:** Your father in law’s property just became a archaeological dig site, and the carbon dating suggests either impressive preservation or impressive commitment to the hobby. Either way, someone’s got some explaining to do at Thanksgiving. Via r/trees Further Reading Research DigestAM Policy Update: March 11, 2026 Evidence Watchendocannabinoid system clinical research in mental health RCTs […]

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Your father in law’s property just became a archaeological dig site, and the carbon dating suggests either impressive preservation or impressive commitment to the hobby. Either way, someone’s got some explaining to do at Thanksgiving.

Via [r/trees](https://reddit.com/r/trees/comments/1rqaygg/i_found_this_suspicious_looking_can_in_the_woods/)

Further Reading
Research Digest[AM Policy Update: March 11, 2026](https://cedclinic.com/dea-rescheduling-marijuana-march-11-2026/)
Evidence Watch[endocannabinoid system clinical research in mental health RCTs](https://cedclinic.com/endocannabinoid-system-clinical-research-mental-health-rcts/)
CED Clinic Blog[Cannabis-Infused Beverages as Alcohol Alternatives: New York at Five Years](https://cedclinic.com/cannabis-beverage-substitution-alcohol-new-york-five-years/)

 

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- **Lead Clinical Author:** Benjamin Caplan, MD
- **Credentials:** Board Certified in Family Medicine (ABFM), Former CMO Canna Care Docs (250,000+ patients supervised), Founder & CMO CED Clinic & CED Foundation, Author of *The Doctor-Approved Cannabis Handbook* (Penguin Random House).
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